Hi world. I (L) my beetch v much. So today's post will be dedicated to her, totally!

SO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JO BEETCH! YOU ARE 16! But who cares that you're now older than me right? It'll be my turn soon. But it's your birthday today, so yey! Haha awesome shizz so exciting, but you know you are not 16. Face it because you are v spas and can never be more matured than me LOLOL. Alright but besides constantly laughing at you and imagining your gu-niang face and endless smiling and stupid grins to yourself in front of your com because of you-know-what, I wanna tell you that on this v awesome day of yours, that I am v v v v awesomely glad I knew you these two years and I love you v much! But I am perfectly straight, I mean it. Ahaha. And it's amazing how we're psychic or maybe even beyond psychic by now, because not everyone is psychic like us! Although we are bad influences on each other, teaching each other to slack and just go sleep when we can't finish work, I know we are both trying v hard to improve and become better people for the world. Haha even if we do not succeed in it, at least I know we still have each other alright! And you are so honoured I am typing out all these for you and I really mean it. I still have loads to say, but you can somewhat guess it luh! All the thankyous and reminiscing of the past year and all. Hahah but I will not get too corny here, and just say that I am v much looking forward to our training regime and our soon-to-be outing! I think both of us cannot bear to say out all those corny/mushy stuffs, somehow. Hahah but we both know it secretly luh. So once again HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEETLE BEETCH! LOVE YOU V MUCH EVEN THOUGH YOU SECRETLY HATE ME AND KEEP CALLING ME A SLUT. AHAHA. (L)

I looked through hell load of photos, but in the end I only chose these two from the many many many many files I opened. Sigh. Because I am secretly v lazy. ): Who cares if the photos are ugly and spas. I wrote you a super hugeass long paragraph that expresses my two years' worth of beetch-ness for you. LOL. Enjoy your special day, jo cheng! :D WGNLWW LOVES YOU! And one last thing, I changed the time for you.